morelikegerardgay:

I don’t have DNA I’m just made up of billions of tiny Fall Out Boy lyrics.

pussymold:

Can I just tell you all about this one day I went to school and a girl who sat in front of me told me to look in her sleeve

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

fricklefracklephan:

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

There is none

Don’t fuck with boys who:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body